Saturday, November 23, 2013
Holiday Entertaining Tips for the Socially Ineffective
If you’re throwing a holiday soiree, and you know you want to, even if it’s just you and your dog, there are several things you’ll want to ensure you’ve considered to make it the best soiree you’ve ever had, especially if you haven’t had any.
1. Only invite people you like. If these same people are also the ones most likely to show up with gifts for you, even better.
2. Only invite people who like you. People who don’t like you are may just decline, which will cause you to feel bad, or they may attend, and spend the entire time insulting you. This is fun for neither you nor your other guests.
3. Consider the dietary habits of your guests. If they only eat organic free range cookies baked that day, do not offer them a plastic tray of grocery store cookies.
4. Provide a variety of liquid refreshments, including wine, all colors, several different hand crafted beers, juice, water, both plain and fizzy, sodas, both regular and diet and zero, and hot chocolate, and mulled cider. And mulled wine. Mulled anything.
5. Make sure you have plenty of peppermint schnapps on hand for the hot chocolate.
6. Post a sign on your front door that states unacceptable behaviors. Example: fighting, politics, religion, school districts, slurping, double dipping, teasing the dog, and spending inordinate amounts of time in the bathroom.
7. Offer to hang up your guests’ coats when they come in, unless you’ve chosen to keep the temperature chilly.
8. Provide entertainment. You with a lampshade on your head does not count.
9. Introduce your guests to each other. This is especially important if you’ve invited people you don’t know, which goes against tips 1 and 2, but it happens.
10. Ensure you have a safe place to hang out in case fighting breaks out. This could be your any room that has a lock on it.
By following these simple tips, you can have a stress free fabulous soiree, one that your guests will remember fondly and that you will be happy to have in the past.